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What a great idea to use the presidents as subjects of supernatural events. We could start with the James K. Polk, Little Hickory, and his role in saving the world from the tacky undead. The tale began  when a teenage James K.  survives  a violent attack that turns his three best buddies into zombies. Which, of course, he sadly has to dispatch.  Maybe we could get Justin Bieber or however you spell his name to play the young James. Next we go on to other presidents such as Millard Fillmore, “The Original GhostBuster.” A young John Adams, teaming with a young Thomas Jefferson, traveling around slaying all kinds of evil creatures could be a long running television series.

A Syrian pilot has defected to Jordan and several goats have been hired to eat an invasive reed on Staten Island. Perhaps these are not related but it could be like the butterfly’s flapping wings in South American causing a tornado in Iowa. In addition the northbound 5 Freeway being closed somewhere around Las Vegas could also be related. Anyway they are going to turn Staten Island into a park and maybe keeping some goats there. I think that is a good idea. More parks should have more goats. One of the goats was named Van Goat in chase you wanted more facts.