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Just had a new idea for a semi-horror semi-hero. Our main character is attacked by a pack of radiated coyotes as he takes out his trash in his foothills community of Southern California. Later when he is driven by emotions to aid someone in distress he morphs into a wereote. As everybody knows not even a silver bullet can kill a wereote. The only downside is that he occasionally wakes up in the morning with cat hair in his mouth. A wereote could wonder the streets and never cause the panic that a were wolf or a vampire would. I can see a whole series of made for cable episodes. Now for a few hints about a safe 4th. Don’t use illegal fireworks purchased in Mexico or eat way too much and never do both at the same time. Oh, another thing. I just read another article about Brown Widow Spiders. Apparently they are everywhere outside and love to dangle from the bottoms of chairs and table and even barbeques. This article says that their venom is less toxic than a Black Widow’s. And don’t worry the Brown Widow is not replacing the Black Widow.