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Glad tidings exist among the distressing reports of new shootings, North Korean nuclear tests, and the fact that billions of years from now our universe may simply be replace by a new one . It has something to do with the concept known as vacuum instability. But probably none of us will be here in billions of years. What are these rays of hope. Well, first for all you giant armadillo lovers a baby was born in a Brazilian zoo. That is great news as they are very rare and seldom seen in the wild. And in the realm of wild life a rare Sumatran tiger was born in a US zoo. Maybe that was cg species that starred in the Life of Pi. Once again I have not been invited to the Oscars so one again I don’t have to worry about what to wear on the red carpet. What a relief.

To all of you that are in school or working, thank you. Retirement leaves a void once filled by getting up before the sun came up, listening to NPR on the long drive to LACES and then responding to the bells. One thing I really don’t miss is finding four people ahead of me in the bathroom with class about start. And it is nice to get paid for not working. Perhaps I should volunteer for a worthy cause like clearing land mines or be a docent at the two-headed snake museum. There is a lot time to look at my iPhone 5 waiting for something important to happen. So far nothing of note. Am studying Spanish online and progressing very slowly. I need one of those universal translators from Star Trek.

Maybe I will write the next great American novel about an old man who fights with a great white whale while floating down the Mississippi during the French Revolution. Look for it on Amazon. If I get rich I will share it with all of you and give part of it to the scientific study of cloning a unicorn. My you have a wonderful and enriching day.