Announcing Plans for MY phone!

Just read that Facebook was planning to introduce a Facebook smartphone. The technical department of Manlypoodlekip is exploring the idea of producing a nottoosmart MYphone. All content will be free but it will cost $100 a month to turn it off. Other news, a pair of hang glider pilots set a new record of over 470 miles landing not too far from my home town. Speaking of flying, read another article about how dragon flies are the fiercest predators. Apparently they lock on to a particular prey and are not distracted by other prey. They can fly upside down, backwards and really fast. What if someone tried to weaponize them. If you could make a really really small missile and train the insect what a weapon! But wait? What if they mutated and turned on their controllers. Would that be worse than killer robots? Or maybe this could be a movie about retired school teachers returning to fight against an Attack of Giant Killer Dragonflies.

On the world scene, the dispute with North Korea increases in intensity, Apparently Kim Jung un is going to use his Apple Computer if he launches an attack against Austin, Texas. Is it not time to name Dennis Rodman as an envoy to Pyongyang. Maybe we could get the most superior one to stop development of atomic weapons, if we offer to build a Disneyland with a giant-world’s tallest structure, a statue of Mr, Kim.
, plus an NBA team for North Korea. Just a thought. Finally some law school graduates are thinking about suing the schools because they say they were misled about employment potential. Luckily I got out of college at a time the selective service was still working. I had a sure job waiting at some military training facility. And I didn’t owe over $100,000.I hope everybody gets a good job that they really like and they don’t ever get drafted.

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