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There is a giant storm on Saturn and it’s eye is 12 times as big as the UK. The winds are over 330 miles per hour . That is fast but I read that someone was trying to make a car that would go 1000 MPH. What a fast and furious way to get to work if it would drive itself. Oh just say the movie, Mud. I don’t give stars in my reviews.But I felt that it was DURN GOOD! And speaking of storms just read that a number of people were killed in flash floods in Saudi Arabia. All the papers ran a story of cannibalism in Jamestown in the terrible winter of 1609-10. Those were some really tough times. And one of my big crisis is not finding a mate for my socks.

Good news for feral hog lovers. It seems that wild hogs are now present in 47 states and are causing significant damage to crops and the environment. Rules about messing with these wild porkers-don’t. They are big, aggressive and meaner than a teacher in the morning who hasn’t had their 7-11 coffee. But if you love to hunt them it is good news. Also just read in a study that women liked men with a heavy stubble. Apparently, the study says, women feel they would make better fathers. A light stubble did not have the same effect. No study of the appeal of a white beard except children liked it when connected with reindeer, presents, and a ho! ho! ho! from the rooftop. Oh, almost forgot about the Tiger Sharks. Apparently they fight to the death before they are born. Only the baddest live to help the species be the more baddest. It would probably not be wise to be a passive unborn Tiger Shark. On that note I wish you a wonderful May Day.