RANDY IS FOUND

>No not Mr. Rutschman! Escaped and free for a while, Randy the miniature Panda, was found on the grounds of the National Zoo. He may have been hunting for the cage of the female Red Panda or just protesting some action on the Hill. Was it the Supreme Court’s rulings? Did he hear a new theory that the hurricanes of the 1970s and 80s may have been less severe because of the air pollution and made stronger by the cleaner air over the US? Did he want to get in line early to get a ticket to see The Lone Ranger. It’s had to tell the motivation of this creature that is certainly not related to the new 200 billion years ago Knobby reptile that live in a desert region of the one massive land mass of the time. Could it have been a desire to see Under the Dome?

I have been camping on the beach and saw the almost super moon at 2;30 AM. Could not make it to 4AM. Even then it was beautiful. I wonder if Randy was watching? I read that Red Pandas are more closely related to raccoons than Giant Pandas. Maybe Randy was excited by a Chinese backed plan to build a new canal across Central America. Who knows and have a great end of June celebration which we could call Randy’s brief freedom.

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