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What great pending danger threatens the world at this moment? Have both the liberal and conservative press failed to alert us and why? And what is this peril? As often happens the truth came to me as I was walking in the Eagle Rock neighborhood not too far from the sacred and magical Eagle Rock. And it perhaps was sparked by a Ray Robinson post. Our atmosphere or stratosphere or some other sphere up there is just teeming with bacteria. Now we already know that our bodies are full of trillions or jillions of these little creature. What if they are not a product of evolution but an insidious invasion sent from way outer space.

Did a meteor nearly destroy life on this planet 60,000,000 million years ago? Or was it a space ship full of bacterium? Is it a invasion that will slowly lead to a take over by these diabolical creatures? Little by little our brains will be replaced and one day we will become the bacteria people. Perhaps this is already happening. Observe all the problems in the world, Ukraine, South Sudan, North Korea, New Jersey’s road closures, the Lakers record, and the fact that when Costco replaced Coke it was with Pepsi and not Dr Pepper.

If the Olympic Opening Ceremony has already happened but we in the US have not seen it, has it really happened? Is that something like not hearing one had clapping if the tree falls and no one hears it? Just one of the things I think about after drinking a large coffee from Portos. It’s good coffee. Did not find any relatives in Area 51 when I looked on Ancestry.com. Of course that might not be in any public records. Maybe I should check with the guy who hacked Target. At least some of my ancestors could have left some unclaimed bags of gold. But not so. This morning went for my morning walk in good ole Eagle Rock.Now one should not go for a morning walk in the afternoon as that could mess with the whole space time thingy. It would be like the earth being hit by an antimatter hairball from a cosmic cat. Anyway it was a beautiful day after a rain walk with everything seeming brighter and cleaner.