BOB COLE’S AMAZING BLOG

It.s another great day of retirement for this retiree. The whole concept of work is now shrouded in my memory like King Kong’s Island was with fog. I have an amazing ability to study Spanish without learning but not feeling bad about it. So what great events are unfolding today? First I am going to get a crown. No it is not the long awaited throne of my lost kingdom. And am going to install a fire/ CO alarm. What fun!

Reading the news I learned many things, important things. Venezuela has run out of sugar to the point that  Coca Cola does not have  enough to produce Coke. Other bad news frogs are in decline around the world. With all the the bad news it was really gratifying to learn that Blake Shelton ate sushi for the first time. On top of that there is always some interesting news from the election front. Donald Trump is not happy with New Mexico’s governor. I was born in New Mexico but that is not why he is unhappy. Oh they are tearing our roof off. Have a great day and if not at least a pretty good one.

TOMORROW IS THURSDAY

Mecury has just past by the sun and we still have no plans to colonize. Why? Because we are not crazy. But looking at the presidential race we probably do have such plans. I nave been watching telenovelas and a new  French Language show on Netflix. I watch one with  Spanish subtitles. This should prepare me for something. Have about decided to just read science fiction until the election is over. Hope Brazil gets through it’s problems and has a great Olympics. Now to good news, Pluto reacts to the solar wind as a comet and a planet would. More and more Pluto is amazing. And my car probably does not have unsafe air bags. Have one of the best Thursdays ever.

THE DOW IS UP AND MAKEMAKE HAS A MOON

As I write the Dow is up, my order foe a selfie stick is in, and the drawf planet Makemake has a moon. All these seem to be positive in an era of spreading Zika Virus and the presidential primaries. Makemake is located somewhere in the region in which contains Pluto and it used to be considered “moonless.” What a relief to the Makemake fans.  On a less positive note, the Hadron Collider has been stopped by a wayward weasel. And there has been an unusually large number of scorpions in Arizona homes this spring due to an early warming. However this is good news to scorpion exterminators. Some good news seems to follow some bad news.