manlypoodlekip

Just got back from another walk through the hills of Eagle Rock with Manlypoodlekip. As I walked I began to ponder what happened to life on Mars. What if the intelligent life on Mars had become extremely germophobic and were all using a solution that killed 99.99% of the germs? Now as centuries passed that .01% evolved and combined all the traits of bacteria, fungus, virus and prions. And perhaps some even worse Mars stuff. The creatures burrow into the soil and grow and grow and finally all emerge on one day as a 200 pound mass of bulgy eyes, poison hairs and a giant mouth full of long teeth. Within minutes they have eaten everything on the planet and began to eat each other. A few giant creatures become bloated and float high into the atmosphere before exploding and destroying the CO2 layer. Now you know what I think about on the walks. Just read that some meat suppliers in China were passing rat meat off as mutton. That doesn’t bother me as I eat neither.

JCPenney is back! I feel that this is important for the cultural continuity of our great nation. It was bad enough when Kentucky Fried Chicken morphs into KFC. When I was young, sometime after the Big Bang, there were three department stores that just were. Wards, Sears, and JCPenneys, Wards has become extinct and Sears struggles and JCPenney became JCP. And the masses turned away. No more sales and a new CEO. You can imagine my joy today to see a Sunday ad for JCPenney and there were sales. On that positive note I leave you all to bask in the joy of a cool Sunday.